Aliens Have Landed On My Head

And left behind a crop circle. What does this mean? Is it a beacon, a landing strip for very tiny space craft, or just something created for alien amusement? Or, more exciting yet, have I been marked as part of an extraterrestrial science study? (Probably not any worse than the last scientific study I was …

Portlanders, Hairdresser Help Please!

Before getting into the dire need to find a good hairdresser to take care of the craziness that lives on top of my head, I would like to say Whoo-Ha last post was my 100th post! I’d planned a big celebratory thing with balloons and slinkies and things, but it slipped right by unnoticed until …