If You’re Happy and You Know It, Well, Maybe You Should Just Sit There Quietly

I can’t clap. If I’m happy and I know it, there is not a thing I can do about it. Thank goodness I’m not working with preschoolers at the library right now. I’m scared to even try stomping my feet as an alternative (also just got a lecture from my nurse about protecting my feet …

Inca Mummy Girl/I’ve Been Tagged

Have you ever been at an art museum down a dark spooky hall right off of the super scary Native American head and face mask exhibit waiting for your boyfriend who’s in the bathroom and leaning just slightly against the wall because you wore two inch heels that are starting to make your back hurt …