It’s Not the Heat, It’s the Humidity

There is no humidity in Portland in the summer. As a matter of fact, there doesn’t seem to be much humidity in the winter either possibly because we have the heat on all of the time drying up that luscious, rainy air. I had no idea that humidity was something that I needed. Until I …

Aliens Have Landed On My Head

And left behind a crop circle. What does this mean? Is it a beacon, a landing strip for very tiny space craft, or just something created for alien amusement? Or, more exciting yet, have I been marked as part of an extraterrestrial science study? (Probably not any worse than the last scientific study I was …

Health Tips from Children’s Books

1) Half-Magic by Edward Eager. Wish for twice as much as what you want. This might sound greedy but if you get stuck with only having half-magic and you wish for full health you might end up only half-cured as has happened to me recently. 2) The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett. Drink milk, …

I Don’t Know Why Canada Isn’t Sexy

It’s that time of year again. The time of year when toes come out of hiding. Realizing that if I was going to break out the sandals, I was in desperate need of new nail polish I went online yesterday in a frenzied search for the Perfect Nail Color for the Summer of 2010. I …